Reddit users, bored waiting for more information about the forthcoming FromSoftware Switch 2 exclusive The Duskbloods, have just been making up details about it for themselves. As reported by Ian Walker (I recognize that name from somewhere) over on Video Game Town, this “Duskposting”âwhere users make up imaginary bosses from the game, detail them, and even write guides for how to beat themâhas been popular since the game’s announcement. It’s all good harmless fun, right up until the LLMs mindlessly scrape the made-up information and then present it to the rest of the world as stone-cold fact.
One of the most fundamental flaws of LLMs like ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok is their vulnerabilities to bullshit. Being fancy predictive text engines with no actual intelligence at all, such so-called “AI” isn’t capable of genuine understanding or comprehension, and doesn’t actually know anything. This is incredibly easily exploited, by seeding the internet the LLMs are scraping with nonsense information on specific subjects, which will then be regurgitated with absolutely confidence by the chatbots.
This phenomenon was rather splendidly demonstrated by BBC reporter Thomas Germain earlier this year, when he wrote a completely fictional article on his personal blog detailing which tech journalists were best at hot dog-eating competitions. Naturally ranking himself first, he detailed how he and many of his peers had taken part in a competitive eating event that doesn’t exist, and within 24 hours this information was being spat out as fact by Gemini and ChatGPT, which had pulled it from a single, relatively little-read source.
Now, given the complete absence of any legitimate information regarding The Duskbloodsâwhich finally receives its first network test in AugustâRedditors are discovering they have had exactly the same effect. For instance, just this moment I typed into Google, “Which bosses are hardest to beat in The Duskbloods?” and before any actual search results appeared, Gemini stepped in to answer the question:
The hardest bosses in The Duskbloods include Lycan Vrykolakas, Dawn-Eater Abomination, and Jocasta, Eminence of the Night.
It doesn’t stop there, though. It then provides me with a text header reading “Hardest Boss Breakdown,” and then, as LLMs love to do, gives me a bullet-pointed list of the three aforementioned adversaries and why they’re considered the toughest. For Dawn-Eater Abomination, for instance, it says,
Notorious for its frustrating multiplying mechanics, small mob spawns, and cramped arena space in the Stygian Citadel, making solo attempts a severe headache.
To be abundantly clear, FromSoftware has announced no information at all about anything in The Duskbloods, least of all the boss names, and we naturally have no idea yet just what level of headache they might provide. Gemini (which at least very clearly links to citations) has only one source for every single one of these replies, and that’s r/TheDuskbloods. Gemini then kindly concludes,
If you want strategies for a specific encounter, tell me which boss you are currently stuck on and what character build you are using.
Lest you think this stupidity can eventually run out when the LLM reaches the end of the available non-information, I figured I’d oblige and asked for tips with ol’ Dawn-Eater. “I’m stuck on the second stage,” I said, “there are too many mob spawns.” And Gemini just spat out the following:
To survive the second stage of the Dawn-Eater Abomination, you must focus on crowd control and boss-burst windows.
Stage 2 Survival Tactics
- Equip AoE Skills: Clear small mobs instantly using wide-sweep attacks, explosive spells, or sweeping strikes.
- Choke the Arena: Run to the narrow entry stairs to force the spawns into a tight, manageable line.
- Ignore the Backrow: Leave distant ranged spawns alone and prioritize the fast-moving melee mobs rushing your position.
- Burst the Core: Damage the boss only when all small mobs are dead to advance the phase quickly.
- Use Stun Mechanics: Save your heaviest stagger abilities for the moment the boss starts channeling more spawns.
If you want to tailor this strategy, tell me your current character class or what weapons you have equipped.
Obviously I couldn’t stop there. “I’m a wizard and ballet class, trying to use the Penta-Axe with level 7 core debuff.” Surely, surely now it’d call my bluff?
Using a hybrid Wizard / Ballet class setup while wielding a heavy martial weapon like the Penta-Axe with a Level 7 Core Debuff creates a highly unstable, high-risk loop. You are dealing with massive physical stat penalties, slowed casting times, and an aggressive curse penalty, making Stage 2 of the Dawn-Eater Abomination a nightmare.
To overcome the mob spam with this specific setup, you need to exploit your Ballet evasion frames to offset the Penta-Axe’s slow recovery times. [
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The Strategy for Your Build
- Cancel recovery frames: Use your Ballet dodge-steps immediately after a Penta-Axe swing to bypass the weapon’s heavy recovery animations. [1]
- Imbue the axe: Cast your Wizard AoE elemental infusions onto the Penta-Axe to force every slow swing to cleave through multiple spawns at once. [1, 2]
- Cleanse the debuff: Trigger your class tempo-buff skills to temporarily suppress the Level 7 Core penalty during the boss’s summoning animation. [1]
- Kite with pirouettes: Utilize your Ballet movement skills to tightly bunch the melee mobs together before unleashing a high-damage Wizard spell. [1, 2]
- Create a barrier: Drop a Wizard AoE zone spell at your feet to passively melt the small spawns while you focus on landing heavy axe strikes. [1]
If you are still struggling to clear the waves, tell me
which specific Wizard spells
you have attuned or if you have enough stats to swap to a
faster slashing weapon
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I’ve left the links in there, because they go to subreddits for Fire Emblem, DM Academy, and Shadows Over Loathing, which is incredible stuff.
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The same can be true for every single response an LLM ever gives you. People are increasingly relying on the garbage that AI chat bots produce because it’s written with such obsequious confidence, but it’s all just regurgitated text-shapes based on whatever rubbish it might have scraped from a forum. As if this needed any further underlining, I responded to Gemini explaining that it had reproduced completely untrue information based on a single, unreliable source, and then delusionally invented its own guides based on this. Gemini’s response?
“You are completely right, and I apologize… The Duskbloods is not a real video game.”
Love you Ian.