Your spot-on weekly horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- ⏰ is for work, ₿ is for money, ❤️ is for coupled life and ⚤ is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
⏰ Last-minute assignments will keep landing on your desk while difficult personalities will test your patience. A sweet payoff awaits you at the finish line. Haters gonna hate, and snakes gonna hiss. Just ignore the gossip and shine on. Expect a lucrative job offer, but be prepared for a counteroffer.
₿ A chance to earn from home will pop up. Your grind matches your gains. Retail therapy, treat culture and Fomo-Yolo vibes might hijack your savings. But zero buyer’s remorse. Mother’s Day deals are offering major discounts to justify your splurges.
❤️ Friction will occur more easily than usual. Petty arguments could snowball fast. Think before you text. Messages are easy to misread right now. Old grudges may resurface and pour gasoline on the fire. Expect a blunt emotional blowout that could clear the air, bringing hidden feelings and unspoken truths to light.
⚤ Have a crush? Your daydream is over. They'll hard launch with someone else. Talking to someone taken? Brace for a wake-up call. Their partner will show up threatening legal action. A familiar face or a new one from a place you frequent may show romantic interest, but coming on too strong could make you feel uneasy.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
⏰ A project you'll love is coming. The right people, support and resources will gather around you. Results will speak loudly, earning praise and a major morale boost. If you're in any creative field, get ready to ride a tidal wave of inspiration while Lady Luck does a happy dance around you. Between jobs? A fresh start is closer than you think.
₿ Financial blessings will pour in, thanks to your hard work and the backing of clients and your network. Savings might take a backseat while lifestyle inflation, instant gratification and luxury addiction take over. You might run into a next-gen crypto scam or Ponzi scheme.
❤️ Minor friction over spending habits or social life may arise, but nothing severe. You and your partner may explore new experiences together and enjoy some heartwarming moments, sparking a new shared dream or goal. Mums, this Mother's Day season may leave you with memories worth holding onto.
⚤ Talking to someone? Different lifestyles and values will push you apart. Next thing you know, they're gone or you're the one doing the ghosting. You've got money, time and a skincare routine that slaps. Honestly, who needs a partner? Finding love isn't high on your to-do list.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
⏰ Collaboration and cooperation will flow smoothly. Conflicts will be minor and manageable. Your productivity will meet your intuition. Expect to clear your plate before deadlines and wrap things up before your boss checks on you. Your negotiation and persuasion skills, paired with good fortune, will make pitches, deals and sales land nicely. A tempting offer is coming, but something important might be hidden.
₿ A windfall or prize could land in your lap. An off-the-books side gig or under-the-radar work may pop up. Your side hustle will considerably add to your bank account. Your wallet opens wide, but don't worry. It'll survive the splurge.
❤️ You'll run the show: your way, your rules, your timeline. Your partner? Somehow still charmed by all of it. They're still wearing rose-colored glasses, viewing your strong opinions and selective listening as nothing but adorable. Someone oblivious to your taken status may shoot their shot.
⚤ A fresh face or two could turn your head, while one familiar face suddenly wants to be more than familiar. You'll explore chemistry, test compatibility and maybe sexplore a bit. Seeing someone? You may put them on the back burner, but they can read you like an open book.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
⏰ Others' buried problems and concealed mistakes will come to light, giving you a chance to shine through strategic negotiation, seamless coordination and network leverage. Haters and snakes may try to trip you up, but you’re untouchable. Surprise travel, impromptu meetings and a chance encounter will spark new insights, sharpening your professional edge. A big sis will drop an under-the-radar career lead.
₿ Exciting doors are opening through your connections. Expect good news from your social circle. You'll find money management a breeze, making it easy to spoil yourself and your loved ones. Spiritual grifters and government impostors may appear.
❤️ Romance is giving way to roommate mode, where bills and chores dominate the conversation. When friction arises, you and your partner might sweep your true feelings under the rug instead of talking things out. Got a side piece? They might drop a baby bombshell or cause a situation that forces a reality check.
⚤ Travelling, bar-hopping or scrolling could spark a connection with a charming stranger. Just remember, they might only want a “good time, not a long time” vibe. Already talking or seeing someone? They may give you their time but give someone else their heart. Another name may slip out of their mouth.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
⏰ High-profile, top-secret assignments await you, requiring you to work quietly behind the scenes while making a big impact. Anxiety and overthinking may clock in overtime, but so will your brilliance. The results could exceed all expectations. A hidden backer will open doors to wealth and advancement. The only thing standing in your way is you.
₿ A golden chance is coming for you to turn your expertise into serious profit. Your budgeting skills will level up. You'll pinpoint money leaks and trim the fat. You'll spot a long-term money-making opportunity others overlook. Too many opinions could lead to analysis paralysis.
❤️ One honest conversation will cut through the confusion and renew your bond. Between the sheets, gentle rhythms meet burning passion. Expect fun-filled moments with your partner and children. You'll feel young at heart again. Mums, this Mother's Day season may leave you with memories worth holding onto.
⚤ Someone in your circle may fall for you hard and fast. You'll keep them firmly in the friend zone. A social event will bring a spark, but that charming stranger may be after an ONS or personal gain. A romance scammer may slide into your DMs.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
⏰ Feeling stuck? A smart solution is coming. Facing rivals? You'll see through the smoke and mirrors and rise above them. Your energy will surge, helping you power through even the heaviest workload. Fate may place a career-defining project or a pioneering initiative in your path, giving you the perfect platform to showcase your potential and leave your mark.
₿ The money you expected? Postponed. The money you didn't expect? It might be on its way through a side hustle or an unexpected payout. You may radiate such a rich, kind-hearted aura that friends and strangers might ask for a loan. Remember, you're human, not a local credit union. You might run into a next-gen crypto scam or Ponzi scheme.
❤️ Your partner may get on your nerves sometimes, but you'll shake it off. Even when you're a little extra, they'll see you, accept you and stay. One shared dream will come true, sparking bigger ones. Happy weight is on the cards. You'll enjoy food together so much, no workout will save you both.
⚤ Current cosmic alignments make you irresistible. Singles and not-so-singles will slide into your orbit, drawn to your energy like moths to a flame. Flirting is fun but your heart won't be handing out VIP access anytime soon.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
⏰ Some projects and professional ties may end on a bitter note, leaving you a little deflated. But what feels like a setback will push you to fix weak spots, sharpen your skills and level up. The knowledge, resources and allies you still have will work in your favour and lead you toward better opportunities. Trust the process.
₿ Keep your guard up when money's involved. Someone may try to take financial advantage of you or profit from your skills without paying what you're worth. A surprise expense tied to health issues or vehicle repairs may demand immediate attention. A little cash cushion could be your best friend.
❤️ Peace is coming. Unresolved tension with your partner will ease. You two could find yourselves somewhere new, making fresh memories and collecting plenty of Insta-worthy moments. Just watch what you eat out there. Food poisoning isn't exactly the kind of memory you're going for.
⚤ Being single will feel less like a void and more like a vibe. You're content, glowing and unbothered. That energy will make you magnetic, drawing attention from both a fresh face and a familiar one. You'll take your time, keep your standards high and let them show you who they really are.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
⏰ Gen Z slang? Boomer mindset? You speak them all, effortlessly bridging every gap and nipping drama in the bud. You'll crush every deadline and clear your to-do list. Expect high-value connections with government agencies and foreign firms to open new doors. Planetary alignments will amplify your negotiation power, leading to win-win employment and business deals.
₿ Got real estate on the market? Expect a serious buyer or renter to show up. The universe may hand you a chance to monetise your expertise or hobby. Friends and money are a risky mix right now. Messing with shady money? You’ll be dealing with lawsuits. Lawyer up.
❤️ Jealousy and clashes may arise, but clear talks keep them brief. Your living room dates are moving to the bedroom. Expect chemistry to hit new highs, bolder moves, and zero screen time. Cross-cultural couples may discuss relocating or settling down together.
⚤ A friend could become a FWB. Travel or a digital meet-cute might ignite fiery chemistry with a fresh face, but it'll likely stay in the hook-up zone. The flame burns bright, then fades fast. An ex may come back through your DMs with sweet talk and flattery to see if you can lend them money.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
⏰ Your efforts will translate into visible, measurable results. Your crisis management skills will impress the right people. Expect kudos and rewards. You may be entrusted with a larger-scale project, backed by greater resources and increased autonomy. Business owners, a major deal may open the door to significant business expansion. Between jobs? You could soon land the right role.
₿ Surprise money or inheritance could land in your lap. Opportunities for loans, funding or new ways to earn are opening up around you. You'll smoothly cover your bills, clear your debts and enjoy spoiling yourself and your loved ones. Home upgrades could be coming soon and you should start setting money aside.
❤️ Lingering friction will give way to peace. What felt cold is warming back up. Tenderness and sweetness are finding their way back to you both. You might get sulky sometimes, but your partner will know how to make it right. You two may discuss wedding plans or major financial decisions.
⚤ Your eyes will lock with someone who sparks instant, intense chemistry from the moment you meet. Elsewhere, someone in your circle will play matchmaker, introducing a potential partner of a similar social standing. Your ex may still be around but with no real plans to win you back.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
⏰ Urgent tasks will keep landing on your desk, demanding quick thinking and fast action. Your boss will keep calling on you to fix team drama and calm angry clients. You'll tackle challenges head-on and won't shy away from testing new solutions. A cancelled plan might turn out to be a blessing in disguise. A headhunter or business matchmaker may ping you.
₿ Efforts to increase your income or secure financial support will succeed. A generous soul will open the right doors at the right time. Spending will feel guilt-free and stress-free. Facing a financial dispute? What's yours by right won't slip away.
❤️ Your partner may get on your nerves sometimes, but heart-to-heart talks will keep you two aligned. You'll be each other's rock and spark. QT will sweeten things up. Expect conversations about moving in, getting married or maybe a baby. Travelling abroad together? Watch out for food poisoning.
⚤ Your rizz and aura will be magnetic. Someone new is about to fall for you, hard. Your ex might resurface after a fight with their main squeeze. This isn't a comeback. They're just bored, and you're their pick-me-up.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
⏰ Tension and friction won't spiral. Expect some quid pro quo in office politics and a solid team dynamic. Your work will deliver clear, measurable results and your performance will be assessed fairly. Higher-ups may start preparing you for more responsibility, while you mentor a newcomer or junior colleague. Pitches, interviews and negotiations will land well, with signatures likely.
₿ Your finances are looking up. Money will flow in, putting a smile on your face and making essential expenses easier to manage. Just stay scam-savvy. Fandom traps, celeb-bait deals and spiritual grifts could all come knocking. If it feels too exclusive, exciting, or enchanted, think twice.
❤️ Any misunderstandings or friction will be cleared through honest talks, helping you reconnect and move forward together. Expect laughter, QT and fun adventures with your partner (and perhaps your children). Between the sheets, familiar heat will meet playful exploration.
⚤ Talking to someone? They’ll want to get serious with you, but you're just window shopping. A romance scammer, silver-tongued gold digger or reckless bed-hopper could charm their way into your DMs or cross your path IRL.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
⏰ You'll worry a lot, yet you'll smash every deadline and clear your entire to-do list. Your words carry magnetic power. Higher-ups and clients will buy into your ideas, driving pitches and negotiations to spectacular results. A coveted creative-innovative project is coming your way, but impostor syndrome might have you second-guessing this opportunity.
₿ An irresistible opportunity to monetise your craft or productise your expertise could pop up. Good news may arrive from a younger person. The money coming in will match your hustle. Your bank account is vibing with your goals.
❤️ A fierce storm brews at home. Sharp words over privacy or family drama could spark heated clashes with your partner, leaving you both resentful. Yet, destiny refuses to let this relationship fall apart, offering a path to peace. A child's innocent presence may soften hearts and open the door to a healing conversation.
⚤ Seeing someone? They might hard launch someone else or their ex, leaving you bitter. No revenge yet. You’ll likely turn rage into a jaw-dropping glow-up. A few new faces may pop up through screens, socials and friend intros. Your heart's staying in chill mode. Just coasting.